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divine0:

important poll: do/did your parents take away your phone?

yes, my phone is taken away

no, other devices are taken away (computer, ipad, tablet)

yes, also other devices are taken away as well

no, other objects are taken away (video games, books, art supplies, ect.)

no, wtf are you talking about (parents wont take away things)

i dont have a phone

n/a + results

wyrmweed:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

transcription by @jub3r7

“This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You’re not really rolling them straight :/ I’m not sure I like this at all, I don’t like the noise. See what’s the point! That didn’t break with the contraption, so it doesn’t coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don’t like the noise - she was with chil- you’re BEATING the child! It’s just sick. It’s twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is… where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they’re all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don’t like this - it’s SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don’t - they’re SPRITZING me!” *from other video, a man’s voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: “I’m sorry. What was that?” *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) “No.”

calnexin:

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(borat voice) my wife

pmk-n:
“distasters the lot of em,,,
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pmk-n:

distasters the lot of em,,,

bryceslahela:

bryceslahela:

the fact that marc antony being a li in acor is on his actual wikipedia account………

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puggart:
“kate beaton continues to be god’s gift to mankind
you can’t tell me this isn’t canon
bonus:
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puggart:

kate beaton continues to be god’s gift to mankind 

you can’t tell me this isn’t canon

bonus:

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When Telepaths sleep - SkarpetkaMroku - Fallen Hero Series - Malin Rydén [Archive of Our Own]

currently-evil:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fallen Hero Series - Malin Rydén
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sidestep/Steel (Fallen Hero)
Characters: Sidestep (Fallen Hero), Steel (Fallen Hero), Wei Chen|Steel
Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Literal Sleeping Together, Chen experiencing Ups and Downs of dating a telepath, Cuddling & Snuggling, The elation or realising your partner not only is happy to be with you, but also feels safe with you, POV Marshal Steel, POV Wei Chen
Series: Part 4 of Rowan
Summary:

Chen likes to think that during his civil years, he managed to get rid of the worst of habits that the army forced upon him.

Still, he just can’t break the routine of waking up at 5 o’clock. No matter if it’s his day off-duty or not, his body seems to have a mind of its own, always waking him up on this one specific time.

That’s why when he blinks awake to his electronic clock showing 3:21 in the middle of the night, he frowns, surprised.

He knows he wouldn’t wake up on his own. Something must have woke him, but what?

Or using another words Chen experience Ups and Downs of dating a telepath.

(Source: archiveofourown.org)

whatthewonder:

deactivated9182737290101982:

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https://www.are.na/block/5491592

Cyclosophoroheneicosaose

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prettyonionbread:

qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

All of your wips sound amazing, but I am so so so curious about Bite and Chance Meetings. -wayhavenots

plasticdodecagon

Lol both of those are just completely fun indulgent fics tbh!

‘Chance Meetings’ originally started 1) with a song inspiration and 2) in an AU world I had going with a friend, but it has evolved into its own standing thing since then. I got hooked on the knowledge that Nate had (rare) one night stands, and I liked the idea of Abby and him meeting pre-B1. So it’s both of them feeling lonely and looking for companionship/a connection for a night. Abby being Abby handles the aftermath poorly and kinda makes a fool of herself. But it doesn’t matter because hey! He was just a stranger! She’s never going to see him again

…just for said stranger to walk into her office a couple years later, working under her absentee mother no less.


As for ‘Bite’, that was just me playing with the idea of Sidestep being a vampire. Avoiding the sun (wearing layers), weird habits etc, it was an easy AU to tie together….and I just wanted to play with a biting/vampire feeding scene between her and Ric, because there NEEDS to be more sexy vampire biting in the world. So this fic is fulfilling that lol